noticias Miércoles, 12 julio 2006

Kim Jong Il se transforma en robot gigante

La tensión en Corea del Norte sigue en aumento, según The Onion (“la mejor fuente noticiosa de América”):

Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — Responding to mounting pressure and increasingly confrontational rhetoric from the outside world, North Korean president Kim Jong Il unfolded into a 70-foot-tall, 62-ton giant robot Monday.

“The DPRK’s nuclear program is very much its own business, as is its right to determine its own path of security,” said Kim, his torso splitting along ventral seams as clusters of Taepo-Dong ICBMs rose from his shoulders. “Any attempt by Washington to decide our fate will surely result in a sea of fire being unleashed upon them.”

El resto de la noticia, aquí.

Si no saben quién es Kim Jong Il ni por qué él y W. Bush nos van a matar a todos, les sugeriría leer el periódico antes de llenar su Sudoku.

Y si no saben qué es The Onion, es que no han estado prestando atención.

En la foto: Kim Jong Il marcha por las calles de Pyongyang.